The Super Hero Squad Show – Moving on (Ms. Marvel x Spider-Man)
Author's note: This is my first story so please go easy on me. This story is to celebrate Spider-Man's 50th Anniversary and is based on the new flirty relationship Spider-Man has developed with Ms. Marvel recently and since The Super Hero Squad Show isn't on anymore I decided to use that cartoon as the universe the story will take part in. If I make any of the characters seem OOC then I apologise in advance. Enjoy!
Chapter 1 – Arrival
Bunny Feet. That was the special name he had for her. She would only let him call her that. She took it with genuine love when it came from him.
Granted she was embarrassed when he called her that in front of the Super Hero Squad (or any other superhero for that matter), knowing them they would probably tease her by calling her that. She would defiantly burn their heads off if they dared use his lovey dovey name he gave her, because only he should call her that.
Ms. Marvel just let out a sigh of frustration as she stared out the window at the front of the Helicarrier. Being the leader of S.H.I.E.L.D. was something that should be keeping her on her toes pretty much all the time, but since they just got back from defeating Dark Silver Surfer from using the Infinity Gauntlet everybody was taking advantage of the moment to enjoy themselves before some villain would show up again.
The Super Hero Squad was hanging out with the X-Men and Fantastic 4 in a game of football in the park and while she was offered a spot in the team, she just wanted to be alone for a while. She let her expression drop while letting out a sigh and thought about that day (or was it night? You can never tell in space) when Captain Marvel was killed by Silver Surfer when he was turned evil by the powers of the Infinity Gauntlet. He had never seemed so threatening before but as her sweetheart flew towards him, strong as always, she was devastated to see him being so easily defeated.
He had always been what had driven her to be as strong as she can be, but with him gone what did she have to fight for now? The Super Hero Squad? Yeah right, they annoyed her to no end far more times than she care to count. Her thoughts were interrupted as a group of cheers made their way to the Helicarrier living room. Curious, she headed over.
She arrived to find the squad in there rearranging the furniture to a more tidy position. They were cleaning? "That's not like them...alright what are they up to this time?" she thought as she made her way towards Iron Man where she heard him speaking to Wolverine.
"...so we should make a good impression when they get back."
"Okay what's going on?"
Iron Man turned away from Wolverine to face Ms. Marvel.
"Oh yeah Ms. Marvel, could you tell us if those 4 spare rooms are available at the moment."
"What do need...oh no you are not inviting the Guardians of the Galaxy over again are you? We just fixed the stuff Rocket Racoon blew up from last time!"
Iron Man's grin remained steady as he chuckled, "No no no, you see while we were in the park the Human Torch got a call from Spider-Man. He said that he, Daredevil, Moon Knight and Deadpool had finally stopped the Skrull Queen and they were on their way home."
"Let me guess you want me to see if I will let our spare rooms be used by a guy with a personality disorder, a guy who uses a baton as a weapon, a guy who wears red and blue pyjamas and a guy who couldn't be sensible if his life depended on it?" Ms. Marvel was really not in the proper mood to have guests around with her feelings the way they are right now.
"Well uh we hope you don't mind 'cause we kinda already let them use them." Iron Man said while rubbing the back of his helmet with a nervous smile.
"L-look it's just for a few weeks until we can get them their own place to stay. I mean they have been gone since we built the wall to separate Villainville, they would appreciate it if we welcome them back with a place to stay."
Iron Man did have a good point. Though she did feel satisfied with not having to deal with four less of heroes while the wall was being built it would be rude to shut them out after all they had been through after they left. While she wouldn't admit it she did think that they were more bearable and helpful than the Super Hero Squad...well except Deadpool.
She gave a sigh of defeat and replied "Okay fine, but if Deadpool pulls any of his pranks on me he's sleeping on the streets!"
A few hours later
As the ship came to a smooth decent on the Helicarriers landing pad the squad waited with Captain America and Ms. Marvel. As the door opened, the first one to step foot on the pad was Daredevil. He walked towards the others with a friendly yet mature grin.
"Hey guys it's nice to see you lot again. Anything big change while we were gone?"
Captain America advanced towards him and gave him a hard pat on the back earning a groan out of Daredevil. "Of course, my devilish friend but it wouldn't be fair to tell you without the others now would it?" While Cap's attitude was friendly he certainly did not lose his strength as Daredevil was still rubbing his shoulder.
They turned their attention to the next two people exiting the ship. I say two because Moon Knight was walking out with Deadpool fast asleep in his arms snoring worst than Hulk with a megaphone over his mouth. This made everyone concerned seeing how Deadpool would never keep quiet.
"Don't worry about sleeping beauty here guys," Moon Knight said "it's just that we couldn't get him to sleep so we gave him a glass of Pineapple juice with some sleeping medication." Deadpool continued to snore "But as you can tell from the snoring he still won't be quiet so can we put him in a proper bed? My arms and ears are getting tired."
Captain America approached the two "I'll show you to Deadpool's quarters." He then got behind Moon Knight and pushed his back while marching "C'mon hup hup hup hup hup! Come on the sooner we get there the sooner we get back!" Everyone just watched in humour, the Captain was always thinking he was still in the 40's.
"Nice to see Cap is still waiting for his call from Theodore Roosevelt." Everyone turned to the source of the mysterious voice as the last figure stepped out of the ship. The red and blue attire was instantly recognisable, even if it didn't have the big white eyes, webbing or spider symbols on the chest and back.
Hulk ran forward and crushed the hero in a hug. "HULK MISS SPIDER-MAN! Spider-Man miss Hulk?"
Spider-Man despite the fact he was being crushed to death was able to answer Hulks question "Y-yes Hulk....could you...put me down...please?!?!?"
Hulk released his grip and Spidey fell to the ground comically, he got back up while dusting off his costume and noticed someone he hadn't seen before next to Wolverine.
"Hey Wolvie, who's your friend" he asked using the name he knew annoyed Wolverine to no end.
"Don't call me that, Webs! Anyway this is our rookie, Reptil. He has the ability to turn any part of his body into that of a dinosaur."
"Dinosaur powers? Cool! Makes me wish I didn't have spider powers. Nice to meet ya Reptile!" Spider-Man said extending his hand out in a friendly gesture.
"It's great to finally meet you to Mr. Spider-Man, but my names pronounced Reptil, not Reptile" the rookie confirmed while eagerly shaking hands with another hero he admires.
"Okay sorry and there's no need to add a Mister to my name, just call me Spidey if you want."
As Spider-Man and Daredevil greeted the rest of the squad they asked if they could help get their luggage to the rooms they'll be using. But they were suddenly interrupted by the sound of a motorbike engine roaring towards them. Out of the double doors came Deadpool shouting with joy while performing wheelies on Wolverine's bike.
"WOOHOO! Wolverine your bike's awesome!" Deadpool cried as he drifted around the others, much to Wolverine's shock and frustration which he showed by retracting his claws.
"Hey! Get off my bike Deadpunk or I'll claw you off it!"
Captain America and Moon Knight came running out in worry "He woke up and we couldn't stop him when he found the bike in the hanger!"
"Catch me if you can suckers! WHEEEEE!!!" Deadpool drove between Cap and Moon Knight back into the Helicarrier with Wolverine and the others giving chase before he could break anything.
Spider-Man however noticed Ms. Marvel standing by the ship rubbing her forehead. Being one who didn't like seeing his friends upset he went over thinking the others could handle Deadpool.
"Hey Ms, don't worry Deadpool doesn't mean any harm he just wants to have fun as all, he'll get tired soon."
Ms. Marvel removed her hand and glared at him. "Oh please as if that's going to be the end of my troubles."
"Well don't you threat Blondie, cause I've got just the thing!" Spider-Man proclaimed as he hopped back into the ship with Ms. Marvel not looking impressed. Once Spider-Man came back out she made sure to speak first.
"Before you say anything, PLEASE don't call me blondie."
A cheeky expression was shown on Spider-Man's mask "Whatever you say sunshine."
Ms. Marvel reared her fist back as Spider-Man raised his hands in protest "Alright, alright calm down." Ms. Marvel seemed more calm as she crossed her arms as Spidey raised a dart to her "In case Deadpool was acting silly in any moment we didn't want him to I prepared this; a dart filled with some of the sleeping medication that I made."
At least they found a way to shut Deadpool up but Ms. Marvel had to wonder "Since when do you make anything?"
"Who do you think made my web shooters and spider tracers? Joe Fixit? I made this myself thanks to spending time with Mr. Fantastic." Spider-Man said, feeling proud of his intellect.
Ms. Marvel was surprised by this, she figured that based on Spider-Man's personality it seemed unlikely that he would have the scientific knowledge to make mechanical wrist devices like web shooters by himself. What else could he make? An evil grin crept onto her face "Huh, guess you're not a complete idiot then."
She nearly laughed when Spider-Man's expression dropped at that statement "Gee thanks; remind me to reach into my bag of gags the next time I see it."
They suddenly heard something break inside the Helicarrier which caused Ms. Marvel to return to her former stern state and turned to the webbed wonder "We better use that dart on Deadpool or he'll break everything S.H.I.E.L.D. owns!"
"Sure thing, but make sure to keep Wolverine under control when we stop him otherwise he'll probably slice everything up to!" Both heroes then raced inside as Ms. Marvel turned to face Spider-Man. She expected him to annoy the living hell out of her as soon as he got here and while that was partly true, he also seemed quite sensible and it could be possible that he could be as much of a nerd as Iron Man. Plus he knew how to keep Deadpool under control.
Maybe having him around won't be so bad.
End of Chapter 1